Saturday, March 3, 2018

Voices vs Elocution


I live with an 84 year old mother who is going deaf so oftentimes I don’t take her seriously when she complains about not hearing someone on the television.  But lately I have been noticing how very poorly people on television speak.  Not only do they speak very quickly, frequently slurring or swallowing their words but they also have so many word whiskers and other bad habits that I actually get distracted from the message because I am too busy either correcting or getting annoyed with the person.

An example would be the stylist Alexis on the Marilyn Denis show.  She always says “also, too” or “as well, too” which she says several times during her presentation.  My question here is “why doesn’t Marilyn or the producers say something to her so that she doesn’t do it anymore”.  I’ve been watching the show for about 6 months and this Alexis is on at least once a week.  Am I the only one who has noticed this poor grammar?   Lest I forget Marilyn also has the bad habit of saying “yeah, yeah, yeah” more than once in the show.  She should take a lesson from the Norwegians whose non-committal hmm-hmm of the throat speaks volumes of nothingness which “yeah, yeah, yeah” is the rude equivalent.

Then we have the Gatling gun talkers.  There are too many to name or count but again I ask why the producers or directors of these shows don’t correct them.  Is it because they are so ill educated themselves that they can’t hear their people?  Since when has speed talking been acceptable in journalism?  Isn’t the point of journalism to have people hear the news, not guess at what has been said? 

We also have versions of the Valley Girl Speak and the ones who roll up their voices, extend out their words for no particular reason that I can tell.  The ones who slur words, make up words, swallow them, pitch them or nudge them along.  It’s almost too distressing to listen to, in fact, I can’t!

Now I would like to praise some excellent journalists, Dawna Friesen and Linda Olsen on Global News Calgary.  One can understand every word they say, their voices are pleasant and measured and in today’s frenzied world I find them a delight to listen to.  I also enjoy Paul Dunphy the weatherman unlike his morning counterpart Jordan who walks around his map in such a weird way that I almost get a nervous breakdown looking at him much less listening to him.

That’s my little rant of the day.  Now I will go feed the chickens whose clucking noises I actually understand.  J

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