
What do you do with a child like
that? Give her back to her mother,
that’s what!
But real mothers can’t do that. They are stuck for a good 18 years with their
child and the miracle is that they put up with us. They put up with our crankiness, our vomit,
our dirtiness, countless illnesses, demanding teachers, PMS, our broken teenage
hearts, our hatred for tyrannical dads, our despair over our clothes, our
figures, our hair, sibling rivalry and heaven only knows what else. What do they get in return? Pretty much nadda, zilch, ingratitude and an
occasional remembrance on Mother’s Day.
Well, that’s not really true. While we may not appreciate our mothers very
much while we are children, except when we are in the throes of truly hideous
mumps, we recognize her worth almost immediately upon turning 18. Suddenly we are emancipated from childhood
and all we really want is for our mothers to take us back and pamper us with
chicken soup and platitudes.
Mothers really are the best human beings
on the planet.
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